Neil Merton

Little Nicky

I just stumbled across this joke on the Wittyfish website and thought I’d share it:

Little Nick’s been playing outside with the other kids for a while when he came into the house and asked his grandmother, “Grandma, what is that called when 2 people are sleeping in the same room and one is on top of the other?”

She was a little taken aback, but decided to tell him the truth. “It’s called sexual intercourse, darling.”

Little Nick just said, “Oh, OK” and went back outside to talk and play with the other kids.

A few minutes later he came back in and said angrily, “Grandma, it is NOT called sexual intercourse! It’s called Bunk Beds and Jimmy’s Mom wants to talk to you!”

I hope that brighten up your day a little.